I kept seeing this guy all over campus and I was so confused cause he looked SO familiar. 

And then I realized I knew him! But I couldn’t remember from where or what his name was.

AND THEN IT HIT ME TODAY WHEN I SAW HIM FOR LIKE THE TENTH TIME!!!

TONY!!! From that one class…sophomore year of high school. 

Writing my political science blog post on gay marriage and how it’s unconstitutional for it to not be legal. 

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with people today. 

I am 27% Virgin at life. Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you’ve done. At the end, re-post this as I am % of a Virgin at Life.

1. Smoked. 

2. Drank alcohol

3. Cried when someone died.

4. Been drunk.

5. Had sex.

6. Been to a concert.

7. gotten/given a handjob.

8. gotten/given a blowjob.

9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.

10. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.

12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.

13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.

14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

15. Been to prom.

16. Cried at school.

17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.

18. Went streaking.

19. Given or receieved a lap dance.

20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.

22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.

23. Kissed a stranger.

24. Hugged a stranger.

25. Went scuba diving.

26. Driven a car.

27. Gotten an x-ray.

28. Hit by a car.

29. Had a party.

30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

31. Played strip poker/darts.

32. Got paid to strip for someone.

33. Run away from home.

34. Broken a bone.

35. Eaten sushi.

36. Bought porn.

37. Watched porn.

38. Made porn.

39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.

40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

41. French kissed.

42. Laughed so hard you cried.

43. Cried yourself to sleep.

44. Laughed yourself to sleep.

45. Stabbed yourself.

46. Shot a gun.

47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.

48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.

49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.

50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

51. Watched a person die

52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.

53. Pranked somebody

54. Put somebody in the hospital.

55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out.

56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.

57. Dressed punk.

58. Dressed goth.

59. Dressed preppy.

60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR; 55%

61. Avoided somebody.

62. Been stalked.

63. Stalked someone.

64. Met a celebrity.

65. Played an instrument.

66. Ridden a horse.

67. Cut yourself.

68. Bungee jumped.

69. Ding dong ditched somebody.

70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%

71. Got caught stealing something.

72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.

73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.

74. Gone out with your friends crush.

75. Got arrested.

76. Been pregnant.

77. Babysat.

78. Been to another country.

79. Started your house on fire.

80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.

82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.

83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.

84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.

85. Sat on your butt all day.

86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.

87. Had a job.

88. Gotten cut from a sports team.

89. Been called a whore.

90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 33%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.

92. Been in a car accident.

93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.

94. Been told you have beautiful hair.

95. Raped somebody.

96. Danced in the rain.

97. Been rejected.

98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.

99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

100. Been raped.

There’s nothing I enjoy more than drinking alone. 

AND BOY AM I BITTER.

It’s midnight. Stop singing at the top of your lungs in the hallway.

I love how the people across and diagonal from me in the hall are LOUD AS FUCK all the time, and I get noise complaints. Usually at like 10:30. THE FUCK!? 

Next time I’ll just have to tell them I don’t make love to myself that loudly.

:)